i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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