she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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