Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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