I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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