OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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