fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
