so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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