i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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