I accidentally burped into my bong.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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