Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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