If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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