Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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