last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I smell stomach acid.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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