Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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