She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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