We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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