The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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