Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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