That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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