Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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