So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Everyone says I win the strip club
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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