That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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