Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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