Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
your thong is hanging out like whoa
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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