I have demons in me.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Girls should come with a carfax report
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Randomize
