if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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