I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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