Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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