Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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