She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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