He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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