just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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