giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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