oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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