You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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