that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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