I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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