oh god the rape fog is back!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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