i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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