Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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