I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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