When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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