wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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