Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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