ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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