As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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