Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I got chris browned last night
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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