There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
that's an acceptable place to lick
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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