So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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