dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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