I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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