Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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