no. you can't hotbox the world.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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