I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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