We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Ketchup is God's man juice
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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