I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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