Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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